Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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