I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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