doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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