Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
it was like his penis was on wheels.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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