please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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