Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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