I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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