lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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