It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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