S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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