I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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