You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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