everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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