The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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