fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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