Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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