Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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