She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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