what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I could have mohawked her pubes.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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