How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
whose parrot is this?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
