Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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