I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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