I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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