I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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