How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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