Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
She's the barista slut.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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