I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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