We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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