Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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