so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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