OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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