I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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