I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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