Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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