did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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