I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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