when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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