Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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