on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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