I hate all girls vehemently.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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