They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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