I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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