He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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