Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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