i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
No I am not eating basil off your cock
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
we're so committed to being not committed
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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