my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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