I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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