i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
