Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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