Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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