If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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